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Rango is an ordinary chameleon who accidentally winds up in the town of Dirt, a lawless outpost in the Wild West in desperate need of a new sheriff. Hi this King James 92 your guide to movies. This year will be a very interesting year for animated movies. Last year we had alot of good animated movies like Toy Story 3, How to Train Your Dragon, Despicable Me, Legend of the Guardians, and Tangled. This year we have Mars Needs Moms, Hop, Rio, Cars 2, and Puss In Boots. This year won't be quite the same as the last year but that's not a bad thing at all. Today I'm going to be reviewing the newest animated movie Rango staring Johnny Depp.

(We open upon a tree home in the hundred acre wood. Loud crying is heard inside. We see that HttC is now taking care of an orphaned baby bird, scrambling to change the baby and warm it's milk.) HttC: (trying to change the bird, to the melody of Rock-a-bye baby) Rock a-bye baby, please sit still! Please don't cry, you're driving me CRAZY! (Checks the milk and sees it's not warm enough yet. Runs back to the birds as the top of the bottle begins to swell. HttC finally manages to get the diaper on the bird, only to find that it's too big. The birds laughs). HttC: Well at least your happy. (Notices that the bottle top has swelled to a mons

Somewhere in Africa at the time of who-knows-but-it's-rather-modern-like-though-we-never-see-any-humans era, there is a big-ass rock formation called Pride Rock where the lion king of the pride lands and his family live, this king is Mufasa (v. James Earl Jones) and the one next in line to take the throne is his son, Simba (v. Jonathan Taylor Thomas). His younger yet crafty brother, Scar (v. Oscar-Winner Jeremy Irons) vies for the throne, he plots the death of his brother and his nephew. His plan succeeds, though Simba survives and Scar forces the idea upon him that his father's death was his own fault, telling him to run away. Simba runs int